After some light shopping last night, I came home and turned on the telly. Lucky me! It just so happens that Pussy Cat Dolls Presents: The Search For The Next Doll was on. Sure, I had missed the first 45 minutes, but 15 minutes of this show was plenty for me. Right when I started watching the girls were performing in groups of nine. The first group sang "Buttons" and were actually pretty decent if you discount the fact that the song itself blows ass. The second group sang some song I can't even remember and they were all sick. In addition to their weird flu-like ailments, they were saddled with a rogue "doll" who flailed her arms inappropriately and was either four steps ahead or five steps behind the rest of the wannabe dolls.I'm rooting for this girl (above), Melissa R. Btw, on the CW Website, it states that she's playing herself. Isn't that a little redundant considering it's a reality show? Imagine! They're all playing themselves. Duh...
After the performances, the judges had to cut the group in half and decide who would be the final nine girls who can still become the next pussy cat doll. Yesterday's panel of judges included Robin Antin, the group's founder and choreographer. This photo doesn't really do her plastic surgeon justice. Her lips are twice this size and she's on the verge of looking like a lion-woman.
As hideous as she is, she comes off like a friggin' genius compared to lead Pussy Cat and aspiring role model, Nicole Scherzinger.
During judging, Robin squeaked out comments like, "Melissa R. you've got a great tone to your voice and you're a fantastic dancer. I really think you've got the full package. Congratulations!" and Nicole made comments like, "You have nice hair. You're...a goddess." Beyond dumb. She needs a writer or something. Seriously, she makes Paula Abdul seem sane AND coherent.Anyway, you should all tune in next Tuesday at 9pm on the CW to see the final nine in their new LA digs. It's going to be fantastic.
PS - The loser from Sugar Ray hosts the show. That's just a bonus folks. Really. You gotta watch.
2 comments:
I'm hooked too! I'm also rooting for Melissa R., I wonder if she's Flip? (Nicole is half.) That girl with curly hair who's a trained ballerina dances really well though, I could totally tell she was trained right when I saw her. That girl Asia comes in as a close second bet. As campy as the show is, I DO think it takes a lot to be able to dance AND sing really well. I'm definitely watching next week!
Ummm... Is this a joke?
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