This girl ate at least four overflowing bowls of beans (there was a mixed bean soup, but she didn't seem to want the soup part), a humongous salad (Allen couldn't even figure out how she fit so much on one plate; it was a salad tower!), two giant bowls of chicken noodle soup (again sans the soup), a plate full of muffins and at least one baked potato with all the trimmings (bacon, cheddar cheese, sour cream etc.). She made multiple trips to get more food.

At one point, while I was getting more soup, Allen saw that she went into the bathroom. He ran to get me so I could spy on her. I quickly went in and, according to Allen, no more than 15 seconds passed between the time she went in and I followed. I washed my hands and kept my eye on her stall through the mirror - she wasn't sitting on the commode, rather she was already standing to the side of the toilet, blowing her nose. Afterwards, she flushed the toilet twice. My thoughts are that she's gotta be one of the following:
- She's the world's fastest pee-er.
- She's the world's quietest barfer.
- She just had to blow her nose. (But why the two flushes then??)
- She's like a hummingbird and has to eat all the time due to some strange superhuman metabolism.
2 comments:
I can't believe you and Allen, spying on an unsuspecting girl!!! But then again, that's something I'd do also...so, nevermind. Love y'all!
I'll bet she needs to make 4 Costco runs a week. She ate enough to feed El Salvador!
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