Old Fart

Supposedly the MTV VMAs were on last night and not only did I not watch, I didn't even know it was airing. I think I'll just be taking it as a sign of old age. I can still remember the days when I looked forward to the VMAs; it was one of the few award shows that I found hilarious and entertaining.

However, just because I didn't watch doesn't mean I can't criticize.

What the hell is Jennifer Lopez wearing?

I mean, really....it's just...what is that thing on her head? Perhaps she had a hair mishap. Perhaps she forgot to dye her hair again and didn't want yet another publicity storm speculating that she's with child. Instead, she chooses to look something along the lines of an aerodynamically dressed figure skater set to perform on the moon.