Monday, November 06, 2006

Another One Bites The Dust

Seems like funnyman Chris Rock couldn't rock his marriage. Wah wah wah...I told you he was an asshole. He recently commented on his pending divorce on-stage by saying something along the lines of, "Pity me. I'm an actor/comic who travels a lot and can't keep my dong in my pants; I come home and my wife picks up on the rotten cooch scent all over me."

He filed for divorce so I assume from his statement that he was tired of all the interrogation. Seems like his wife has put up with a lot over the years so the question to ask is: Why didn't she file? I guess being married to a millionaire (thereby making you a millionaire) soothed her bruised ego for the past decade.

Or maybe there is a clause in their prenup that gives her more money if they're married for at least 10 years (like Tom and Nicole). Their 10 year anniversary would have been coming up soon - maybe he learned from Tom and is getting out before the jackpot year.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

How sad

His ex-wife Malaak is such an awesome person. She served/hosted in numerous benenefits for domestic violence against women. Oh wells, his loss people.