It seems Britney Spears' rebound ex, Issac Cohen, has sold her out. Allegedly, for a nice chunk of money, he has shared all the sordid details about her life, their sexual habits etc. with a London tabloid.One little bit of dirt: he says he got dizzy making love to her due to the revolving bed and all the mirrors she has surrounding her little love nest.
What a loser. I mean, how fast would the bed be going for him to get dizzy? Warp speed?
It seems Britney needs some solid advice and direction here. Maybe I can be her new life coach? Here would be a few of my tips:
- Stop dating losers.
- Stop wearing clothes that don't fit you.
- Stop wearing clothes that are inappropriate. You can be trendy without being trashy.
- Start wearing underwear.
- Get back in the studio and out of the clubs.
- Figure out who your true friends are and stick by them. Don't become "friends" with celebutards for the press - it will only hurt your image.
- Pay a real stylist - you need to give your hair a break, freshen up your make-up and exercise more.
4 comments:
Sound advice... the problem is that Brtiney is exceptionally stupid.
Please give Brit-Brit a break. For all we know, she's singing this in her bedroom at night, on her revolving bed:
"She's so lucky
She's a star
But she cry cry cries in her
lonely heart
Thinking, if there's nothing missing in my life
Then why do these tears come at night?"
Hmmmkkkaaay?
I'm laughing the fug-out on Vajayjay's comment!
Jenn, you should really blog for a living my dear. Btw--where are the piggie pics, huh?
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