Once again, I found myself watching a DVD I had absolutely no interest in just so I could blog about it for you folks. We were hoping to rent Flags Of Our Fathers but Blockbuster was all out, so Allen got this piece of shix instead.John Cena of WWE "fame" stars in this WWE Films turd of a movie. When a group of diamond theives (the stupidest, sloppiest, most unorganized bunch of nimwits to ever live) are on the run, they kidnap Cena's wife. Cena, of course, takes it upon himself to chase them through the swamps of South Carolina.
Seriously, Cena's character gets blown up at least three times. Super blown up, like someone shoots a tank filled with gas. Does he suffer any injuries? A mild burn? A broken arm? NOTHING! He walks away time and time again without the slightest scratch.
All in all the movie is comprised of unbelievably ridiculous action, painfully cliche dialogue and a glaringly predictable plot. Don't waste your time.
2 comments:
Crispy!
So how were the sex scenes?
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