WTH Was She Thinking?

Remember Oksana Baiul, Olympic Gold Medal Winner (for ice skating)? Below is what she decided to wear for some Super Bowl party over the weekend. I mean, I can see that the event was hosted by Playboy among other sponsors, but damn...

Here's what I imagine happened: She put on those girdle-type shorts with the polka dots, then, for added sucking-in-strength, she put on her super-sized granny pants. She hooked up her bra and tossed on some jewelry. She was just about to put on her dress when the door rang and her limo had arrived. She realized she was running late and decided that she looked fine just the way she was.

She was sadly, sadly mistaken.