Thursday, March 08, 2007

America's Next Top Model - C8E2

So far, I'm not a fan of any particular girl, but I think both Jaslene and Brittany have lots of potential. Yesterday's theme for the photo shoot was high school cliches.

Jaslene as "Weirdo" - you can't really see her face, but the close-up is very striking, despite how freaky she really looks. Her downside is that she has very thin skin; when the other girls start talking smack, she breaks down and cries, which I thought was a little more drama than the situation called for. She still produced a great picture though.


Brittany as "Valedictorian" - she also won the runway challenge. We didn't really get to see much of her personality, but she seems nice enough.

Despite not having a clear favorite, I already hate one girl. This bizzle, Renee, is the biggest whiner. She always has the lamest excuses for not producing good pictures. Yesterday she kept saying, "They give other girls themes that they're good at; I always get stuck with the hardest themes." Wah wah. She doesn't realize that she's actually saying, "I have no range or talent. I can only work with easy shots." You think being a weirdo is easy? It's so ambigious - what the hell does a weirdo look like anyway? Renee had to be the class clown, which I think is pretty easy. You put on a silly face and ta-da! you're a clown. She made this face instead:

Someone looks like a tranny and she's a bitch to boot.

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The Wedding Bells
I tried to watch thenew show by David E. Kelly (Ally McBeal, Boston Legal) but it was just too ...stupid. The dialogue was flat, the plot lines improbably - the whole thing came off as really cheesy and sub-par.

4 comments:

Allen said...

The best change in the show is the glass telephone room where everyone can see the sobby model inside!

Anonymous said...

I hate Renee too! Seriously, when she started crying and whining, I wanted to have her in a face-off with Jaslene's "weirdo" character. She would be a BAD weirdo. Whatev. That girl who looks like Tyra seems promising too! (I'm biased because she has a dance background.)

Anonymous said...

Am I the only one who thinks Brittany's walk was ridiculous? It looked like she was having a seizure on the runway. Hmph!

jen said...

I agree. I thought her walk was totally weird and was very surprised when she won. BUT, maybe the other girls were even weirder?