To appease the conspiracy theorists out there, I'll post some of the questions that may be swirling around out there regarding the newly revealed baby Suri. Some may be wondering: does the baby look more like Chris Klein than Tom Cruise? Are they "hiding" the baby under Tom's coat in efforts to conceal how huge the baby is for her supposed age? Why is Katie still with this nut?Personally, I think TomKat are strange, but Suri is adorable and hopefully, as she grows up and becomes more aware of her surroundings, musings about whether she is an alien or Scientology-project will stop.
You can read an excerpt of the Vanity Fair article here. I especially love the headline, "Yes, Suri, She's Our Baby!" The powers that be obviously know that everyone enjoys a good pun.
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There is WAY too much hair on that child. I swear, the kid looks like she has more hair than Donald Trump.
I hear from sound sources that Chris Klein is asking for a paternity test.
Ooh. The story thickens...
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