Hittin' Rock Bottom

Poor Daniel Baldwin (in case you don't remember, he's the fattest Baldwin brother) has been arrested for stealing an SUV. It's not quite as bad as it sounds - he "borrowed" the vehicle without permission from an acquaintance. At least he's not just jacking cars off the street. Police also found drugs and other narcotics paraphernalia at the motel where the SUV was recovered.

I think we all need to pledge our support for Daniel Baldwin - he's hit hard times and needs every last bit of goodwill. Poor bastard.

Mug shot courtesy of TMZ.