Thursday, November 09, 2006

Oh No He Didn't

Loser Fed-Ex has just made the biggest mistake of his career. He's filed papers seeking SOLE legal and physical of Sean Preston and Jayden James. Surprise, surprise, he's also seeking spousal support. If he had just accepted her decision to leave him behind, done some interview about how he regrets the dissolution of their marriage, but that he doesn't want any of her money, that he only cares about the well-being of their children, he MAY have had a chance at securing some sympathy from the public. But no, he is behaving exactly in a way that everyone predicted - like a gold-digging loser. There no way a judge will grant him custody of the children. I'm betting that Britney's lawyers will have no trouble securing video of Fed-Ex adamantly stating that he pays his own bills and doesn't want to rely on his wife's money.

Good thing he has this blossoming rap career going. Ha! Tickets for his last show, at the House of Blues in Chicago, sold for a whopping...

$0.00

Yes, that's right. The venue/ticketmaster decided to just give the tickets away for FREE. You'd still have to pay all those service charges though so really, it was just Fed-Ex's portion of the proceeds that disappeared. Haha.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

"No wife, 4 kids, even fewer fans: You go, Fed-Ex!"

By Erin Carlson
The Associated Press

thisisnotpam said...

His armpit city looks like a pubis.

Anonymous said...

ditto to superspam's comment.
that's so nar nar.