Sharing the events and situations I find amusing (and sometimes not-so-amusing) throughout the day.
Monday, November 06, 2006
So Sorry Spam
Since Zach Braff is the love of Spam's life, I felt that I could not NOT report this latest story. It seems TMZ has found out that her bf has been steppin' out on her with no other than former Hottest Woman Alive, Jessica Biel. Sorry to break it to you like this Spam...We're all here for you if you need to vent.
Jenny, why do you hate me? Is it cause I finished off your Twizzlers on Halloween? Cause J had a few herself. Is that so wrong? Am I not human? If you cut me, do I not bleed?
OMG. I'm so sad for Pam. More so because Ms Biel kinda looks like a guy. I mean, yeah, she has a fabulous ass (did i just tyoe that out?) but she still looks man-ish to me. And her last name can easily be misspelled as BILE. So unfortunate. And yes, I do confess to eating those Twizzlers. But I know you love me more than Pam, so there.
5 comments:
Zach Braff is a douchebag.
I'd sooner die than date Zach Braff.
Jenny, why do you hate me? Is it cause I finished off your Twizzlers on Halloween? Cause J had a few herself. Is that so wrong? Am I not human? If you cut me, do I not bleed?
OMG. I'm so sad for Pam. More so because Ms Biel kinda looks like a guy. I mean, yeah, she has a fabulous ass (did i just tyoe that out?) but she still looks man-ish to me. And her last name can easily be misspelled as BILE. So unfortunate. And yes, I do confess to eating those Twizzlers. But I know you love me more than Pam, so there.
Too cute, Pam and Zach sitting in a tree...
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