Verizon = Devil, Satan, Hell

I really can not express how much I hate Verizon. They always manage to f@#! up in a way that costs me time and money. I seriously think it is a part of their business plan to aggravate the hell out of people with the intention of wearing them down so much that, out of sheer frustration, one by one, people stop calling in corrections and just pay the damn bill. I refuse to give in to their business plan! I will call, shout at their deaf and dumb automated system, listen to their annoying elevator music for hours on end, TRY to explain the situation to the brainless fool who answers my call, wait to be transfered three times to the correct representative and finally, eventually, receive a credit for their mistake. I hate them. I despise Verizon. I hope the founder and CEO of Verizon rots in a burning, putrid hell for the rest of eternity.