Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Bathroom Etiquette

What is up with the women on the 12th floor?? A few weeks ago I walked into the women's restroom here at work, headed for my usual stall (1st stall) and gasped as I saw that some filthy, lazy woman had left behind a wet and clinging ass-gasket (you know, those toilet seat protector things). I mean really, first, why even bother putting one down if you're just planning to piss all over the place. Was she standing? Dancing? Jiggling about? Second, can you at least have the courtesy to use your foot to shove the soggy thing into the toilet? Disgusting I tell you!

I don't know about you, but if my stall of preference is out of commission or being used, I have a back-up stall and then I have my last-resort-stall(s). So for me, as I said earlier, I prefer the 1st stall. If it's occupied or otherwise out of order I head to the 3rd stall. During my most recent bathroom break, the 1st stall was out of toilet paper so I headed to the 3rd stall. Low and behold some completely inconsiderate woman has left behind a lovely little floating turd for all the rest of us to enjoy. Seriously, it's not like we have those automatic flushers. You have to get up, turn around and physically flush the toilet. Do people not take a peek and make sure everything went down? ARGH! Next thing you know, I'll find a used tampon sitting in the sink.

Idiotic Employees Of The Month

I have to preface this post by saying that I have run out of decent DVD rental choices. Therefore I am forced to watch movies I know will be stupid. But I figure if it sucks I can always blog about it and then it won't be a complete waste of time. Right?

Employee Of The Month
I thought, hey, I know I'm scraping the bottom of the barrel here, but maybe I can figure out if Jessica and Dane had any real chemistry, if there was a legitimate reason for all the rumors and hoopla surrounding this POS film. Here's what I learned:
  1. Jessica can't act to save her sorry career.
  2. Dane Cook has extraordinarily bad skin (sorry, but it's the truth) that he tries to cover up with facial hair, but let me tell you, a few little hairs can't hide those crater-like pits on his cheeks.
  3. Ashton Kutcher should be shot for having created a "star" out of Dax Sheppard.
Idiocracy
Dax Sheppard is in this movie too. I know, what are the chances, right? I can't tell you much about this movie because I could only stand 20 minutes of it, but basically you should only watch this if you've been very bad and want to torture yourself (or others I guess). People in jail should have to watch this 24 hours a day. Instead of the death penalty (which I am opposed to) I think we should just chain them to a chair and put this movie in front of them all day and all night long. There's no way that anyone enjoyed this movie. No way.


Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Almost Famous

You may not know this, but this superbly entertaining blog is pretty much in existence for my own amusement. I'm not looking to create the next Defamer or anything. So I was pleasantly surprised when I noticed that a significant number of strangers have been paying my little blog a visit. Wanna know how they found me? By googling the word/image "crotch." Seems some photo I posted/linked to (er...thanks Pink Is The New Blog) is very popular and much sought after. I believe it's one of La Lohans' nastier photos. Just thought I'd share.

Monday, January 29, 2007

SAG 2007 Fashion

Ellen Pompeo may star in television's most popular drama, but the girl can't dress for the red carpet to save her life. I'm not sure what look she's going for but the giant-hefty-bag dress isn't flattering in the least. Seriously? Yeah, Seriously effing ugly.

Another disappointment: Rachel McAdams

Normally, she's very cute, even if she's not 100% on target. Uh...that weird pink hair is beyond atrocious and from the neck down she looks like a slimmer Britney Spears. That's not a compliment.

$25 Chapstick Update

Unfortunately, Fresh's Sugar Lip Treatment just didn't live up to its price point. Yes, it smelled like a delicious lemon pound cake. Yes, it came in a fancy copper tube. It did not, however, moisturize my lips to perfection. And really, for what it costs, that's kind of what I expected. My $1.99 Carmex does a better job. So, I exchanged it for a pair of new eyebrow scissors (the kind with the rounded tips, b/c I'm just the sort of person who would gouge their eye out with a pair of two-inch scissors) AND I have over $8 left on a gift card.

Friday, January 26, 2007

You Should Be Outraged

Why isn't this information front page news? Many people believe that Bush won both elections thanks to shady practices. In at least one state it's been confirmed:
CLEVELAND — Two election workers were convicted Wednesday of rigging a recount of the 2004 presidential election to avoid a more thorough review in Ohio's most populous county.

Jacqueline Maiden, elections coordinator of the Cuyahoga County Elections Board, and ballot manager Kathleen Dreamer each were convicted of a felony count of negligent misconduct by an elections employee. They also were convicted of one misdemeanor count each of failure to perform their duty as elections employees.

Prosecutors accused Maiden and Dreamer of secretly reviewing preselected ballots before a public recount on Dec. 16, 2004. They worked behind closed doors for three days to pick ballots they knew would not cause discrepancies when checked by hand, prosecutors said.

Ohio gave President Bush the electoral votes he needed to defeat Democratic Sen. John F. Kerry in the close election and hold on to the White House in 2004.

Maiden and Dreamer will be sentenced Feb. 26.

This article was buried in the LA Times' online "Politics" section. The bottom line is that Bush should NOT be president right now (or even back in 2000 - hello, Florida?) but it seems like there's nothing that can be done. There are no consequences for his actions; in fact, it seems like he's been rewarded quite heavily. How can we call ourselves a democracy when certain votes don't count or are tampered with? How can we tell kids that it's important to vote, and why should anyone vote, if the Presidency can just be bought?

Thursday, January 25, 2007

Jesus Camp

Allen rented this mediocre documentary called Jesus Camp yesterday. It's really more a recording of a summer camp run by a radical Evangelical pastor named Becky Fischer. She is trying to rally America's youth into being soldiers of Christ. And by soldiers she means she literally wants them to be willing to DIE in the name of Jesus or Christianity.

Fischer says:
It's no wonder, with that kind of intense training and discipling, that those young people are ready to kill themselves for the cause of Islam. I wanna see young people who are as committed to the cause of Jesus Christ as the young people are to the cause of Islam. I wanna see them as radically laying down their lives for the Gospel as they are over in Pakistan and Israel and Palestine and all those different places, you know, because we have... excuse me, but we have the truth!

She particularly targets 7-10 year-olds, but it seemed like there were children as young as five attending this camp. In her sermons, she covers topics such as abortion, praying for the President and how to "take America back for Christ."


The girl to the right loves dancing, but she warns that people have to stay focused on Jesus lest they dance "for the flesh." She admits that she has trouble herself. In this photo still, I believe she is repenting after Pastor Becky Fischer scolds the children for being fake-Christians. If not, then she's crying over all the "babies" lost due to abortion. Some guy was handing out little plastic baby figures, fully formed with fingers and toes, and saying that that's what a 7-week-old "baby" (the rest of us would call it a fetus) looks like.

Many of the children focused on in the documentary admit that they're ostracized by other kids, but maintain that it's all worth it because in the end they will only be held accountable by God. Most of the kids are home-schooled by their mothers, including being taught that global-warming is not a real problem and that "science never proved anything." This may explain why President Bush, in his recent State of the Union, didn't use the phrase global-warming; instead he called it "global climate change."

Here's one of the more disturbing facts uncovered: Ted Haggard, president of the National Association of Evangelicals, leads over 30 million Americans. Haggard speaks to President Bush and his advisers every Monday. Yeah, that's totally in keeping with the whole 'separation of church and state' ideology that this country was founded on.

Unfortunately, the documentary isn't as powerful as it could be. While most of the footage is very disturbing, showing small children crying, speaking in tongues, shaking on the ground and wearing tape across their mouths with the word "Life" scrawled on it - protesting our laws protecting a woman's right to choose, the film could have been much more compelling. It's worth renting just so you can see what's happening in some part of this country.

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

State Of The Union

Alright, who watched it last night? Personally, it is very difficult to watch Bush make any speeches as if he actually has this country's best interests in mind, and not the task of lining his own (and his friends') pockets. However, I feel it is important to listen so that you're aware of what is going on at the White House and, if you disagree, decide how you are going to take action. Obviously, this being a non-election year there's not much we, as citizens can do, but it's valuable to understand what issues are important to our society right now and how they're being addressed so that when there is an election we can make informed choices.

Obviously defending his policy regarding the war in Iraq was the key component to yesterday's speech. I'm going to refrain from making any comments on that portion. Instead I'll focus on some of the topics the president only touched on: Education, Health Care and Energy.

Education
Now the task is to build on this success, without watering down standards, without taking control from local communities and without backsliding and calling it reform. We can lift student achievement even higher by giving local leaders flexibility to turn around failing schools and by giving families with children stuck in failing schools the right to choose something better. We must increase funds for students who struggle -- and make sure these children get the special help they need. And we can make sure our children are prepared for the jobs of the future, and our country is more competitive, by strengthening math and science skills. The No Child Left Behind Act has worked for America's children -- and I ask Congress to reauthorize this good law.
Sorry - but I refuse to allow my tax dollars to fund any type of religion-based school. Instead of handing out school "vouchers" we need to commit to improving the schools that do exist and that are already a part of the community. Also, all of the teachers I know do NOT support the No Child Left Behind Act. There is no support for children or schools that are struggling; there are only tests to pass. If a school has no money to buy books how can students be expected to pass their exams? The majority of funding comes from property taxes, therefore, inevitably, schools in high-income communities will have significantly more funding than schools in the inner city. If our government would commit to restructuring our education system (higher wages for teachers, increased funding) the way they've done so for the war, we wouldn't need an act so that all of the children in our country have an equal opportunity to learn

Health Care
I propose a standard tax deduction for health insurance that will be like the standard tax deduction for dependents. Families with health insurance will pay no income or payroll taxes on $15,000 of their income. Single Americans with health insurance will pay no income or payroll taxes on $7,500 of their income. With this reform, more than 100 million men, women, and children who are now covered by employer-provided insurance will benefit from lower tax bills.

At the same time, this reform will level the playing field for those who do not get health insurance through their job. For Americans who now purchase health insurance on their own, my proposal would mean a substantial tax savings -- $4,500 for a family of four making $60,000 a year. And for the millions of other Americans who have no health insurance at all, this deduction would help put a basic private health insurance plan within their reach. Changing the tax code is a vital and necessary step to making health care affordable for more Americans.
What Bush doesn't say is that the funding for this tax code comes from the closing of smaller medical facilities and other medical clinics that are currently available to those that don't have insurance. His "solution" is to take money away from low-income health options and put that money into the hands of giant health and insurance corporations. His plan is so transparent!

Energy
To reach this goal, we must increase the supply of alternative fuels, by setting a mandatory fuels standard to require 35 billion gallons of renewable and alternative fuels in 2017 -- this is nearly five times the current target. At the same time, we need to reform and modernize fuel economy standards for cars the way we did for light trucks -- and conserve up to eight and a half billion more gallons of gasoline by 2017.
The President is well aware that there are cars available RIGHT NOW that more than double our fuel efficiency. We have ridiculously low standards (the lowest of all developed countries) for fuel emissions and if Bush would, for once, think about the global impact this has on everyone, not just Americans, he would realize that instead of lining the oil and motor companies' pockets with even more money (uh, is a profit of $500billion enough for one quarter Mr. Exxon???) he could just require that all cars sold in the US have a higher fuel efficiency and lower carbon emissions. It's a very easy fix. It's not like we have to develope new technology - it exists and is being used in the modern world right this second.

Alright, if you actually read through all my rantings, I thank you. PLEASE read up on the issues at hand so that you're prepared to VOTE for a new president in 2008.

To read a transcript of last night's State of the Union please click here.

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Can Seattle Grace Go On Without Burke?

E!Online's TV guru Kristin Veitch is reporting that Isaiah Washington may just get fired for his recent f-bombs. Despite his meeting with GLAAD-type leaders and promising to film those "The More You Know" segments, Kristin says:

I just received word from a highly placed source within the Touchstone/ABC family that one option ABC and Disney executives are considering is firing Isaiah Washington from Grey's Anatomy, effective immediately, without having him appear in any kind of farewell episode.

According to this reliable source, if the network does follow through with this option, the producers are likely to run a full-screen announcement at the beginning of the first Burke-less episode that announces Isaiah Washington is no longer part of the show.

Yikes. Of course, the writers are probably freaking out about this development (if it's true). How would they just make him disappear w/o allowing him to be in a farewell episode? I think they should just deal with it, as long as he just keeps his mouth shut and maintains professionalism. Why should we, Grey's fans, suffer through a sudden change in the plot? On the other hand, if T.R. Knight is uncomfortable or feels threatened (Washington did choke Dempsey) then ABC has an obligation to take immediate action.

Monday, January 22, 2007

The Weekend Update

Friday
One of my best friends was celebrating her 25th birthday Friday night so I dragged BK, VJJ and Spam to Hermosa Beach for dinner and dancing. Let's just say that Hermosa attracts a...different crowd than we're used to. Also, they have the nerve to charge $9 for alcohol that comes in a little plastic cup.

Needless to say, we weren't entirely pleased.

Saturday
I woke up around 10am feeling a little tired but not sick or anything. B and I met up for lunch and coffee.

At Starbucks there was a girl there who was really, really angry for some reason. Now, maybe she's has Tourette's Syndrome, so I want to be clear that I'm not making fun of her. But it was shocking how upset she was. She started stomping and kicking and then hit herself on the head with her clutch. She disappeared for a while but eventually left, kicking the door open and yelling " F**k It!" as she stormed out. Very bizarre.

Sunday
Watched football and visited my sister. Anyone who pays the least bit attention to sports knows that there has been lots of media coverage of the fact that two black coaches are going to the Super Bowl for the first time in history (no black coach has ever been to the Super Bowl before). I think it's great and all, but someone pointed out that it would be even greater if it wasn't a big deal. It is a little bit sad that it's the year 2007 and we still can't see past color. I wonder if the day will ever come when there's no media frenzy or announcement that someone is the "first (insert non-white male description here) to ever..." Anyway, while I'm happy for Tony Dungy, I'm upset that the Patriots lost. Poor Tom Brady.

Peyton Manning sucks.

Friday, January 19, 2007

World's Most Expensive Chapstick

This weekend Allen, BK and I were shopping on Sunset and I walked into the Fresh store. I've always liked Fresh products but can never really afford them. In the past, I've managed to get free samples or gifts and I used to splurge on their foundation.

We've been experiencing a brutal cold snap in LA the past week or so and my lips are taking the brunt of the punishment. They're cracked and chapped and peeling and just gross in general.

So at the Fresh store i saw this Sugar Lip Treatment and thought, hmm...how expensive could it be (no price tag, which should have been a giant clue). I figure, you know, I rarely buy luxurious items for myself. I shop at Target, paint my own nails, never get facials or massages - I should be able to afford a nice lip "treatment." In fact, I tell myself, I deserve it.

I take my purchase up to the counter where the sales girl is blabbering on about how great the product is and how she's going throw in some free samples of their other Sugar products. Then she casually says, "Okay, Miss, that'll be $24.36."

WTF??? What effectively boils down to my chapstick is now costing me nearly $25!! I was too shocked to do anything but hand over my credit card. Plus, really, how lame would i have looked if I said, "Uh...you know, nevermind. I don't want that anymore." Now i can just feel lame in private every time I slick this stuff on. On the bright side, it does smell nice (like lemon pound cake - hint, hint VJJ) and it moisturizes well. I'll let you know if I decide it's worth purchasing again.

Twenty Richest Women in Entertainment

Forbes just listed the twenty wealthiest women in showbiz/musicbiz:
1. Oprah Winfrey
2. J.K. Rowling
3. Martha Stewart
4. Madonna
5. Celine Dion
6. Mariah Carey
7. Janet Jackson
8. Julia Roberts
9. Jennifer Lopez
10. Jennifer Aniston
11. The Olsen Twins
12. Britney Spears
13. Judge Judy
14. Sandra Bullock
15. Cameron Diaz
16. Gisele Bundchen
17. Ellen DeGeneres
18. Nicole Kidman
19. Christina Aguilera
20. Renee Zellweger

Oprah tops the list at an estimated worth of $1.5 BILLION. I guess it's not that much of a surprise. You know what is? That Judge Judy is worth $95million. Dude! I knew I should have gone to law school and become a tv judge! Poor Renee Zellweger only has $40million to brag about. She's practically in the poor house. Betches.

Thursday, January 18, 2007

La Lohan Checks Into Rehab

Surprise, surprise. I know none of you saw this coming - I didn't either. The late night drinking, the multiple hospital visits for "dehydration," her admission that she attends AA meetings, the fact that she constantly looks as if she physically can not keep her eyes open any longer - none of that would ever lead us to believe she has a problem with either drugs or alcohol. I'm just so shocked!
In a statement issued through her rep, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, Lindsay says "I have made a proactive decision to take care of my personal health. I appreciate your well wishes and ask that you please respect my privacy at this time."

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Dr. Burke The Jerk

In a recent interview, Isaiah Washington (Dr. Burke) denies ever calling T.R. Knight (George O'Malley) a "faggot" on the set of Grey's Anatomy.

"No, I did not call (co-star) T.R. (Knight) a faggot," Washington said. "Never happened, never happened."

Katherine Heigl is very upset at Washington saying, in an Access Hollywood interview at a Golden Globes after-party:

"I'm going to be really honest right now, he needs to just not speak in public. Period. I'm sorry, that did not need to be said. I'm not OK with it." She called the comments "hurtful," characterizing the incident as one that should be handled privately among the show's cast and crew. "I don't think (Washington) means it the way he comes off," Heigl said. "But T.R. is my best friend. ... I will use every ounce of energy I have to take you down if you hurt his feelings."

T.R. Knight went on the Ellen Degeneres Show to set the record straight - Washington DID call him a "faggot" and everyone heard it.

Tsk tsk. Isaiah Washington should be man enough to own up to his mistakes and apologize. And he shouldn't try to clean up his image via TV tabloid shows, especially if he's just going to lie. The rumors are that someone is going to die on the third season of Grey's - could it be Dr. Burke?

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Golden Globes

I probably shouldn't comment on the Golden Globes since I didn't really watch them (flipped to them during 24 and What About Brian commercials), but oh well. I'll comment anyway. First things first, I believe this was Brangelina's first red carpet walk together, and I think they look good. Brad looks charming and Angelina, while a little severe looking, is still stunning.

I wonder if the tabloids are going to suggest a baby bump. Probably. Are Brad's pants too long? Are they tapered? Hmm...

Anyway, America Fererra (Ugly Betty - a show I can't stand) won the Best Actress for a Comedy blah blah series. I heard she gave a very touching speech along the lines of, "This is for all the ugly girls out there. Yeah!" I'm sorry, but she's not ugly. I highly doubt that truly ugly people (I hate to burst your perfect-world-bubble, but they're out there) find any comfort in Ugly Betty. A lot of girls go through awkward stages where they're wearing glasses and braces (I experienced the whole glasses thing), but watching a TV show wouldn't make me feel any better. I know the difference between fake-ugly and real-ugly.

Alright, I've got to get back to work. Maybe more later.

Friday, January 12, 2007

Beckhams Are Comin' To Town

In the past few days there's been this big fuss over David Beckham and his fembot wife, Victoria (aka Posh Spice), moving the LA.

He's getting an unprecedented $250 million five-year contrac to play for the LA Galaxy. No one has ever gotten paid that much in all of sports history. And he's not worth it. For the most part, iff you don't already love soccer you're not going to start now, just because Beckham's playing.

I'm sure Posh wants to be in Hollywood to try and jumpstart whatever career she has left, but doesn't it seem kind of like a sellout move to play for a team in a country that doesn't even like soccer? Oh who am I kidding, I'd take $250 million too.

Thursday, January 11, 2007

JT and C.Diaz Are Over

The rumors were true. Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz released a joint statment through their respective PR slaves.
"It has always been our preference not to comment on the status of our relationship, but, out of respect for the time we've spent together, we feel compelled to do so now, in light of recent speculation and the number of inaccurate stories that are being reported by the media. We have, in fact, ended our romantic relationship and have done so mutually and as friends, with continued love and respect for one another."

SOURCE: Brad Cafarelli for Cameron Diaz, Sonia Muckle for Justin Timberlake

I believe it is our civic duty to send messages to JT stating that he should NOT, under ANY circumstances, ever EVER date Britney Spears again. EVER. Even if he's lonely and wasted and she's not wearing any underwear and begging him. NEVER. We wish her good luck, but she really shouldn't taint his blossoming career.

Really, look how far he's come...

Rinko Kikuchi's Got Some Fugly Shoes

Rinko Kikuchi was totally amazing in Babel. But her shoes are friggin' ugly.

As if wearing them once wasn't enough, she wore them again, this time with hose.

Also, I'm just not that into Asian folks dying their hair blonde. For some odd reason it feels like a betrayal - as if our fabulous dark hair isn't good enough. We constantly have to strive to look like little Barbie dolls. Ugh.

We should all try to be proud of the features God/Parents/Maker gave us. Stop it with the elective plastic surgery, the excessive hair dying that looks completely and totally unnatural and skin bleaching etc.

Grey's Anatomy Wins Best Drama Award

WARNING: BK - DO NOT READ THIS POST

Hmph. Figures she would make out with Alex. UGH!

Patrick Dempsey is looking cute as usual:

Don't forget to watch tonight - it's finally a new episode!

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Sherrybaby

Last night, a friend invited a bunch of us to watch a screening of Sherrybaby with a Q&A with Maggie Gyllenhaal afterwards. She's nominated for a Golden Globe Best Actress award for this performance. The film was interesting, mostly pretty depressing, but a tiny bit hopefull at the end. Maggie's acting was stellar as usual, but I don't know if she deserves a Best Actress award - especially considering her competition.

The Q&A was fun and shed a little more light on Maggie. She was very open and honest about many aspects of shooting the movie, including the fact that she had a tempestuous relationship with the writer/director, Laurie Collyer. She admits she was young and stubborn, but also that she just didn't always see eye-to-eye with her director. Even though she kept reiterating that she's so proud of Laurie and of the movie, I got the feeling that she would shy away from working with Laurie again.

Here's the basic premise of the movie - I'd probably wait for DVD unless you're just dying to see it:
Sherry Swanson returns home to New Jersey after serving a three year prison sentence. Eager to reestablish a relationship with her young daughter, Sherry soon discovers that coming back to the world she left behind is far more difficult than she had planned.

Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Brit's New Man (For Now)

So this is Brit's new sailor. She somehow managed to find someone even more grotesque looking and less talented than K-Fed.

Also, what happened to her cleaned-up image? She's wearing a track jacket, a blue pashmina and cowboy boots. Note that she's not wearing pants.

Cross your fingers and send a prayer to St. Jude (patron saint of lost causes for those who aren't familiar with him) that she can pull her shix together.

Malibu Fire

As many of you know, there was a huge fire in Malibu yesterday. The fire completely destroyed four homes and severely damaged four more. Last night, the local media focused solely on reporting news of the blaze and updating us on the condition of those multi-million dollar homes. Seriously, it was like there was nothing else going on in the world.

Just to give you a better idea of who was affected, Suzanne Somer's home was damaged. Also, Victoria Principal's publicist quickly released a statement that the "star's" home was close to the fire, but unharmed. She added that Ms. Principal is offering food and water to neighbors who can't get into their homes. What a friggin' saint.

I'm sorry, but I really could care less about these millionaires whose homes were burned. The people who own those beachfront homes have plenty of money to rebuild. It's sad that they may have lost personal possessions that can not be replaced, such as photographs, but their situation pales in comparison to a truly catastrophic devastation such as Katrina.

Residents of the gulf coast are still trying to rebuild and the majority of them are poor. Insurance companies are washing their hands of these people, saying that their hurricane coverage doesn't apply towards flood damage.

Maybe the media could keep a little perspective and continue to cover the aftermath of the hurricanes that hit the gulf coast.

Monday, January 08, 2007

Grody Fo' Shody

When Lord of the Rings first came out, I was totally in love with Orlando Bloom. I only like him when he's that bow-and-arrow shooting elf thing, but after seeing these pics, I'm starting to really question my judgement.

In Hawaii for some sun and fun with his buddies, it seems that Orly made himself a little too comfortable. He's blowing his nose directly onto the beach and taking a leak onto innocent rocks. What a gentleman.


Smart Car

Yay! The Smart car will be coming to the USA in 2008. It's a cute little two-door that is super gas efficient. When I was in Europe back in 2001 I saw these all over the place. They're so small, they can fit into a parking space sideways. They come in cute M&M-like colors and are better for the environment - in fact, they are the most environmentally friendly vehicles on the market. They make mild and full hybrid models, as well as electric.

Check them out at www.smartcarofamerica.com.

Friday, January 05, 2007

Smashing Courtney Love

I guess they're back together...Smashing Pumpkin's frontman, Billy Corgan, was seen smooching Courtney Love at a recent Westwood premiere. How desperate would you have to be for some attention to kiss - not to mention perform other more...intimate acts - her? He must be looking to promote his recently reunited band's upcoming album.

Thursday, January 04, 2007

Another Shrinking Star

Jessica Alba is normally described as a "curvy" actress. In reality her curviness is probably what normal people consider stick-thin. And now she's super skinny. Yikes! What's going on that all these girls are starving themselves even though they're already extremely slim.

Before


Now

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Holiday/Weekend Update

I realized that I didn't update you on my holiday break. I'll just point out some highlights.

X-mas
My brother was my secret santa and he got me the 24 piece bakeware set by Pyrex - exactly what I asked for! I was super excited by that. Unfortunately he also bought and paid for an empty package that was supposed to be exchanged for real movie tickets - he forgot the exchange part. Duh.



Allen got me this awesome shirt with a unicorn taking a crap and he got my necklace fixed too!

Home Decoration
While Allen was gone I went to Bed Bath and Beyond to pick up a few things for the house. I bought a new shower caddy and a hand-vac.

When Allen got back we went to Ikea and spent $300!! I guess it's not that bad when I think about how much stuff we got.

New rug for the living room:
New coffee table for the living room:


New side table:
Plus a toy chest, 8 baskets for the new tables, 2 shower curtains, 6 plates, 2 bowls, 2 lamps, 100 tealight candles and 3 light bulbs. Good deal right?!

Also, we ate at the little Ikea Restaurant - it's not bad. I got chicken marsala, veggies and rice for $4.95. I wish there was an Ikea a little closer so I could eat there more often.

Anyway, that's all the updating I have the energy for right now. Feeling kind of sick today, but hopefully I'll be back to normal tomorrow!

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Back From Break

Hello All! I'm finally back from my holiday break. Sorry - I had no time to post during the holidays. Let's do a little catching up.

Greasy Bear (aka Brandon Davis) seems to have put on a little weight during the last few weeks:

Apparently he was having a coughing fit while laying out in Hawaii. Can we all say, "Eww" together? Eww....

Nicole Richie continues to wither away, whether due to a drug problem or eating disorder only God knows. Still, she finds time to make out with Joel Madden, formerly Hilary Duff's bf.

Look at her hair - it's definitely thinning due to all the malnutrition. That doesn't look right at all. Ick.

I hope everyone had a fabulous Christmas (or whatever you celebrate) and New Year's. Cheers to a fantastic 2007!