Employee Of The Month
I thought, hey, I know I'm scraping the bottom of the barrel here, but maybe I can figure out if Jessica and Dane had any real chemistry, if there was a legitimate reason for all the rumors and hoopla surrounding this POS film. Here's what I learned:
- Jessica can't act to save her sorry career.
- Dane Cook has extraordinarily bad skin (sorry, but it's the truth) that he tries to cover up with facial hair, but let me tell you, a few little hairs can't hide those crater-like pits on his cheeks.
- Ashton Kutcher should be shot for having created a "star" out of Dax Sheppard.
IdiocracyDax Sheppard is in this movie too. I know, what are the chances, right? I can't tell you much about this movie because I could only stand 20 minutes of it, but basically you should only watch this if you've been very bad and want to torture yourself (or others I guess). People in jail should have to watch this 24 hours a day. Instead of the death penalty (which I am opposed to) I think we should just chain them to a chair and put this movie in front of them all day and all night long. There's no way that anyone enjoyed this movie. No way.
2 comments:
If these two movies mated...you'd have the movie Batman and Robin.
That's a coincidence because I happened to rent the same two movies last week. I agree that they were stupid and seemed to be funded by Wal-mart and Costco respectively. Although I did get a feeling that the second film had a deeper message. One warning society against becoming mindless zombies.
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