Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Bathroom Etiquette

What is up with the women on the 12th floor?? A few weeks ago I walked into the women's restroom here at work, headed for my usual stall (1st stall) and gasped as I saw that some filthy, lazy woman had left behind a wet and clinging ass-gasket (you know, those toilet seat protector things). I mean really, first, why even bother putting one down if you're just planning to piss all over the place. Was she standing? Dancing? Jiggling about? Second, can you at least have the courtesy to use your foot to shove the soggy thing into the toilet? Disgusting I tell you!

I don't know about you, but if my stall of preference is out of commission or being used, I have a back-up stall and then I have my last-resort-stall(s). So for me, as I said earlier, I prefer the 1st stall. If it's occupied or otherwise out of order I head to the 3rd stall. During my most recent bathroom break, the 1st stall was out of toilet paper so I headed to the 3rd stall. Low and behold some completely inconsiderate woman has left behind a lovely little floating turd for all the rest of us to enjoy. Seriously, it's not like we have those automatic flushers. You have to get up, turn around and physically flush the toilet. Do people not take a peek and make sure everything went down? ARGH! Next thing you know, I'll find a used tampon sitting in the sink.

4 comments:

thisisnotpam said...

Well, I can't speak for the ass-gasket or the floater, but I have been supplying Aida with the lilac-colored M&Ms I keep finding in stall 2. It's a miracle.

Anonymous said...

Sorry, it was me on both accounts. Won't happen again!
-B

Allen said...

Women poop?!?

Anonymous said...

Gross. I think I'll skip lunch today.